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Wednesday, March 17, 2010

All Dressed Up and No Place to Go

Being out of work has a number of down sides – the ability to pay the rent comes right to mind. But an additional disadvantage is the lack of opportunity for business travel. Since this is, first and foremost, a business blog, it behooves me to bring to your attention a new survey conducted by Hilton Hotels and printed in the March 9, 2010 issue of Inc. Magazine revealing that women love business travel more than men do, and why.

It turns out that women like to have someone clean up after them. This is not so important to a man, probably because he already has a maid at home that does that for him every day (it’s called a wife). For a woman, having someone make her breakfast is a huge treat. For a man, it’s just another Tuesday.

I don’t know about you, but one of the first things I do when I check into a hotel room is dump the entire contents of my purse on the bed (hopefully the second bed in the room). I never get the chance to clean out my purse at home, but in a hotel room, the night before the conference starts, I have time to do those things that I can't do at home.

For instance (and this may seem gross to some people, so just avert your eyes if you can't handle it) the second thing I do is cut my toenails. Yes! It isn't like I couldn't do it at home, but there is always something more pressing to do. But alone in a hotel room, I can do as I please. I can watch TV till 2:00 a.m. without anyone bitching at me about turning out the light. I can wander around naked without fear that my son will bump into me on the way out of the bathroom. I can order room service and I don't even have to wash the dishes afterwards.

I can "organize" my makeup, because in a good hotel there is always lots of room on the bathroom counter. My bathroom at home never has that much counter space. So I lay all of my makeup out for the next day, lining up my brushes and wiping the stray eyeliner shavings off the lipsticks with a Kleenex. I know that I am not alone in this ritual because it’s the exact same thing that George Clooney did when he checked into a new hotel in Up in the Air.

Another great thing about business travel is luggage. I have a confession: I am a luggage slut. I have stupid amounts of luggage. I like the “features.” The pop-up handle; the four wheels that spin in every direction; the multiple pockets with zippers…..ooooh, I love the zippers. I have a lot of black luggage, because then when you travel with multiple pieces, they all match….sort of. But lately my favorite is a bright red carry-on. I used to over-pack like crazy but no more. Now I can (and did) travel from my home in Hawaii to a mainland business conference and then directly on to a three-week vacation in Europe with nothing more than a carry-on. I’ve learned to co-ordinate everything around one color. Thus, when I travel I wear more black than a Muslim widow.

I’d like to say that I came upon this wonderful Hilton survey all by myself, but the truth is that I got turned on to it by a business contact, Carol Margolis, who writes about travel at Pearls of Travel Wisdom (you can find her link in “My Favorite Blogs” on the right side of this page). I like Carol partly because she always has good info but also because she is the only person I know with even more luggage than me. How can you not love any woman who actually features photos of her luggage collection on her website?

Anyway, you can read the whole article about the Hilton survey in Inc. online at
http://www.inc.com/news/articles/2010/03/survey-suggests-women-like-business-travel.html, but be prepared to be shocked when you discover the bizarre array of stuff that people steal from hotel rooms. We’re not just talking about the occasional robe (although Carol does admit that a particularly soft pair of Fairmont Hotel slippers “just fell into my bag …. seriously!”). According to this survey, 2% of the guests admitted to filching the iron, alarm clock, lamps, even artwork. Artwork???

In any case, I believe that the main reason women such as myself like business travel so much is that it allows us to pamper ourselves without feeling guilty. It’s the one time I don’t have to put someone else’s needs ahead of my own. For just a few days, I’m king of the castle and I’ll do as I please. Hey, maybe I'll take a big, long, undisturbed BATH! But you can be assured that I won't take the towels or the bathrobe. Hey, I have standards – they are low, to be sure – OK, real low, but still.......

All this talk about business travel is reminding me that I need to go out there and find a job – preferably one that requires occasional travel because my purse is getting out of control, my suitcase collection is lonely, and I have an extensive business wardrobe (I’m a bit of a clothes horse) that is currently gathering dust. Frankly, I’m all dressed up with no place to go. Bummer.


  1. Kay,what a scream! I saw the movie, I've traveled around the country, and I've taken my share of long, hot, hotel baths in blissful peace & quiet. I've never referred to myself as a luggage slut, but now that you point it out, I'm pretty sure I am. Wow, girl, stop looking for a job- I think you've found it. And it's right under your retouched nose! Let's talk....

  2. LOL! This post is a hoot and holler. Love the luggage slut descrip! I posted my 'without kids' comment on your NAWBO blog, but I also have to agree with the maid thing. How nice is it to have someone clean for you! Although I have to say, I feel lousy when I see maid service going through my loose clothes on the ground (cause I feel it fun to throw the clothes and shoes around the room; not literally, but I clean up after the kids at home, you dig?). I have this uncanny need to overtip to maid since I hope she gets to have a life like mine someday. Weird?

  3. Kay, great minds think alike. I too look forward to travel in order to clean my purse out! I also request 2 beds in the room just for this purpose.

  4. Pamela, every time I think I have an original thought it turns out that someone else is already doing it. Bummer. You have me beat, though. I have never requested 2 beds just for that purpose ....... until now!! :)